“When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.”
— 10


So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"

friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: crocs
me: auto play on blogs
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you



Paul mcgann what are you trying to do to us.



Paul mcgann what are you trying to do to us.

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what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears


Happy 43rd Birthday David Tennant (18/04/1971)

The hotties of Once Upon A Time





Look at his face, he’s like, “LOVE? IS IT LOVE?”

And Regina’s all, “LOL NOPE. MURDER.”

That statement.

I wish we could have seen his face after she said that, haha.

I like how he looks all happy for her in the second last gif, then the happy fades because he remembers who he’s talking to and it’s like “oh shit, I forgot.  She’s not just gorgeous, she’s also crazy as fuck.  What has her happy?  Is she gonna cut a bitch?”  And I bet, that if we had seen his face, it would’ve said “yup, she’s gonna cut a bitch.”


Damn it Hannibal, not in public!